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Re: Political Jokes, Cartoons, Etc. Funny Or NOT!

Postby Ken0069 » Sun Dec 25, 2016 9:52 am

The Journey of a Man

When I was14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, so I’m looking for a girl with big tits.
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Re: Political Jokes, Cartoons, Etc. Funny Or NOT!

Postby Ken0069 » Sun Dec 25, 2016 9:59 am

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Re: Political Jokes, Cartoons, Etc. Funny Or NOT!

Postby Ken0069 » Fri Dec 30, 2016 5:01 pm

Anonymous wrote:Colonoscopy

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy, on a

recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San

Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and

accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection,"

the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"I have," replied the nurse. :shock:

Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco .
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Postby Ken0069 » Sat Dec 31, 2016 5:22 pm

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Postby Ken0069 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:41 pm

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Postby Ken0069 » Sat Jan 14, 2017 9:08 am

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Re: Political Jokes, Cartoons, Etc. Funny Or NOT!

Postby sanfordandson » Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:54 pm

Good thing Obama didn't take our guns!
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Trump would be a joke IMHO and the joke would be on us.........again!
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Re: Political Jokes, Cartoons, Etc. Funny Or NOT!

Postby Ken0069 » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:05 am

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