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Post by Ken0069 » Sun May 20, 2018 11:56 am

61. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.

62. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.

63. Q: What is the worst thing about s e x with a blonde?
A: Bucket seats.

64. Q: What do blondes say after s e x?
A1: "Thanks, Guys!"
A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"
A3: Do you guys all play for the <team name>?
A4: Who were all those guys?

65. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.

66. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.

67. Q: What important question does a blonde ask her mate before
having s e x?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

68. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: *Who cares?*

69. Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having s e x!

70. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, "Next".
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

71. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

72. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

73. Q: Why do blondes use tapons with extra long strings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

74. Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering
what she did with her pencil.

75. Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress
(reading her nametag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

76. Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A1: Because they don't know any better.
A2: They are easier to keep amused.

77. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

78. Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

79. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.

80. Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.
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woody b wrote:
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That's funny thair.

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Post by Ken0069 » Mon May 21, 2018 1:11 am

woody b wrote:
Thu May 17, 2018 9:51 am
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Heh, I sent this one to a few friends earlier today cuz it was a really good one!! Thanks Woody!!
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Post by Firedome8 » Thu May 31, 2018 11:16 am

"If Jesus Christ was physically on this earth today, he wouldn't be riding a donkey," Duplantis said in a video posted on his website. "He'd be in an airplane preaching the gospel all over the world."

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Re: Political Jokes, Cartoons, Etc. Funny Or NOT!

Post by Firedome8 » Thu May 31, 2018 8:29 pm

Ken0069 wrote:
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Q the Right wing nut .

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