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Re: Political Jokes, Cartoons, Etc. Funny Or NOT!

Post by Firedome8 » Fri Apr 27, 2018 8:20 pm

Ken0069 wrote:
Fri Apr 27, 2018 8:14 pm
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Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:15 pm
Are you serious? When was Cheney President?
And the dumbass proves yet again that he is in fact a f...ing M0R0N!! :roll: I would have thought that soros would have hired smarter ppl than him! Ya think?
Lol love your dum ass hick character go Ken go!!!

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Post by Ken0069 » Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:30 pm

Anon wrote:21. Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

22. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

23. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go
down on you.

24. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

25. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

26. Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

27. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

28. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those
little packages.

29. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.

30. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.

31. Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They can't find the zipper.
A2: They cant find the pull tab.

32. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

33. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.

34. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more
attractive?
A: Her ankles.

35. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.

36. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

37. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

38. Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.

39. Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.

40. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.
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Post by Ken0069 » Tue May 01, 2018 9:41 am

You probably ain't gonna believe this shit hoss, but, I've actually been thinking of buying one of Kanye West's albums!! :shock: I don't know what I'd do with it if I did but this guy has shown us that he has really "BIG BALLS" and that he deserves our support for the Conservative stand he's taking against those demonKKKrat "massas" who want him back on the "plantation" where they think he belongs!

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Post by Ken0069 » Thu May 03, 2018 2:25 pm

This is what I've been thinking on this all along! After all, they already speak that language so there's a major hurdle that is solved by just staying in Mexico. :-k

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Post by Racing68 » Mon May 07, 2018 4:35 pm

That's called wind dumbass.

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Post by sanfordandson » Mon May 07, 2018 5:05 pm

Racing68 wrote:
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That's called wind dumbass.

Oh dont be such a whiny snowflake.... [-X :lol:

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Post by woody b » Tue May 08, 2018 10:58 am

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Post by Ken0069 » Tue May 08, 2018 3:00 pm

And to think............Dinesh D’Souza was convicted of a similar offense and served time under house arrest and 5 years probation because of it. But this liberal/progressive/socialist/ commie piece of shit gets a pass? :roll:

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