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Joke: Job Interview

Post by 1989TransAm » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:54 pm

A guy goes into the US postal service to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Okay," says the interviewer.

"Have you ever been in the militaryservice?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you five extra points towards employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."The interviewer grimaces and says, "Disabled in your country's service! Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points. Looking at the regulations, you have enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM, and plan on starting at 10:00 AM every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 AM?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our nuts. No point in you coming in for that".

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Re: Joke: Job Interview

Post by Frankshaft » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:09 am

That's good, and probably very true. I will be using that one for sure.

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Re: Joke: Job Interview

Post by n2xlr8n » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:06 pm

Government efficiency at its' best :lol:
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