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FWD: Border Crossings......

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FWD: Border Crossings......





IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.


IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
INDEFINITELY.


IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.


IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM
AGAIN.


IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND
YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO
ROT.


IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

A JOB,
A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION,
FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC AID,
DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE,
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE
YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT,
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN ALSO VOTE.



I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM
GRASP ON THE SITUATION.
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Re: FWD: Border Crossings......

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Keith Morganstein wrote:FWD: Border Crossings......





IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.


IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
INDEFINITELY.


IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.


IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM
AGAIN.


IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND
YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO
ROT.


IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

A JOB,
A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION,
FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC AID,
DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE,
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE
YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT,
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN ALSO VOTE.



I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM
GRASP ON THE SITUATION
.
Please allow me to help you tighten your grasp a little further.

Except if your a Canadian. Then you get:
Jail time.
It costs you lots of money.
You get to see a lawyer.
You get public press.
You get time off from work. (without Pay of course)
You get branded as a criminal.
You get a Criminal Record.
You never get to go back to the US.
You get to not see your wife and kids for an undetermined period of time.


There was a guy who lived in Quebec very near a small Canada / US border X-ing. He used to drive to the US to buy gas for his car. Quebec has real rip-off gas pricing (among other things)

One day he goes for his usual gas fill-up, and there were no border patrol (don't know why). The gas station was not far from the border, so this guy decides to go buy the gas and drive right back home. It would have taken him a few short minutes. Surprise, he gets arrested once at the gas station for "Illegally Crossing the US borer". He tries to explain the situation to the lawmen without any luck. They take this guy straight to jail, and naturally fine him. He had to hire a lawyer, and went through hell. I believe the Canadian politicians had to get involved to free him (not 100% sure of exact details). The story was all over the radio & papers.

Moral of the story: Your Canadian brothers and neighbors, are not welcome here to spend their hard earned money. That's a crime punishable by law.
A third world person on the other hand, is very welcome to North America. They are welcome to take advantage of the people who legally live, and pay taxes here. In fact they are so welcome, that our govt's are even willing to force us to bend over backwards, modify & change our own way of life, and religious beliefs for them. We will in a heart beat stop greeting each other in ways that we have been for centuries.
Ex: That dirty word 'Merry Christmas' How rude and offensive. NOT!!
Oh I can go on......
Great place to live and pay taxes EH?
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Post by DCK »

It's rediculous how "politically correct" society has gotten. I think it only applies to one demographic and I think we know which one that is for the most part. :)

God forbid we wan't to help our own...no...we have to help other's and their families first. Even if that means we have to go without. I'm all for charity, but charity begins at home. If you cannot afford to give because you have basic needs that are not met, it does no good to give charity (taxes) to others. A good economy, opportunity, and that includes the opportunity for legal citizenship process, is what we can give....

Truth is, the majority does not rule....the special interests and those who whine the loudest do .
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Post by 1989TransAm »

Our uncontrolled borders is another reason of many why a government run health-care system will not work in this country. It will be overwhelmed in short order. Bottom line is Mexico and other countries are using us as their health-care system.
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Post by David Redszus »

Has anyone else ever wondered why a terrorist would try to sneak onto an airplane to get into this country. Would it not be much easier to enter Mexico from the south and then simply cross the border into the US?

Come to think of it, there might be thousands of terrorist "sleepers" who have already entered this country and are waiting activation orders.

The full body scanners are in the wrong places. They belong in tittty bars.
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Post by 1989TransAm »

"They belong in tittty bars."

Getting a little excited with the thought affecting your spelling David? :D As to your post you are correct. Plenty of opportunities for terrorists to come across the border.
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